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adnaan69 30.12.12 - 05:59pm
my fav joke's collection *
adnaan69 30.12.12 - 06:01pm
Girl:muje 1 aisa Husbnd chahiye jo acchi batein
kare,
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hanse mazak kare aur mujheGane sunaye.
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Friend:tum husband chhor do, aur FM radio
lelo..:p *
0maria 30.12.12 - 06:06pm
hahaha *
adnaan69 30.12.12 - 06:12pm
GIRL- My janu, My baby, Mera
Baccha, My sweetu, My golu..
kya tum mujhse
shadi
karoge? . Bol mela baby
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BOY- Arre sweetheart, purpose kar
rahi hai ya goad le rahi hai? :D *
adnaan69 30.12.12 - 06:26pm
Wife on call:hey baby, what r you doing.....??
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Husband:office &173; me bahut kaam hai bus nipta ke aata hu. ..and u
sweet heart....??
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wife:mai club me tere piche khadi hu...:p :O :D :D *
adnaan69 31.12.12 - 03:53am
Classical insult..
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Girl:meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka marta
hai.
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. Boy:to tum koi accha sa toothpaste
istimaal kyo nahi karti..??..:p :O :D :D *
adnaan69 31.12.12 - 03:55am
santa- thnda loge ya garam?
guest- dono le aao..
santa jeeto se- ek glass freezer se
aur
ek geezer se pani le aao.. *
adnaan69 31.12.12 - 03:58am
santa- shrab pite pite rone laga..
banta- kya hua ap ro kyu rahe ho?
santa- jish ladki ko bhulane k liye pi
raha hu
ushka naam mujhe yaad nhi
aa raha.. *
0maria 16.01.13 - 10:42pm
judge: ordr ordr ordr
sardar: 1 burgr 1 pizza nd cold drink.
judge: sht up
sardar: not sht up.just 7_up *
0maria 21.01.13 - 12:29am
2 brilliant minds
pthan n sardar pani peeny gay
glass ulta para tha.
sardar: yar iska to moun he band hai.
pthan: rhny day yar nechy say b toota hwa hai...
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0maria 21.01.13 - 12:33am
1 sardar gate k 7 chup k khra tha.
wife: yahan kea kr ry ho?
sardar: hm sher ka shikar krny jungle ja ry hen
wife: to jao phr
sardar: dekh ni rhe.gali me kuta khra hai. *
adnaan69 30.01.13 - 05:56pm
Classic Insult !!Lecture Was Going On..Suddenly A Boy Went Out Of The Class.Lecturer : Ye Bahar Kyn Chala Gaya?His Friend : Sir Usko Neend MeinChalne Ki Aadat Hai :P *
adnaan69 30.01.13 - 05:59pm
Girl :- My Janu Baby Shona.
Ye Personal Aur
Secret Me Kya Difference Hota Hai??
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Boy:- Tum Meri Gf Ho Ye Personal Hai .
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And Teri Behen Bhi,
Meri Gf Hai Ye Secret Hai. :D :O
Gf Shockss Boy Rocks ... ;) *
adnaan69 30.01.13 - 06:02pm
Biology Sir: Can U Tell Me Exactly
Where Iz Ur Heart?
(All Boys Shouted Loudly)
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In Girls Hostel !!!
Teacher Smiled And Said : Mera Bhi :P *
adnaan69 31.01.13 - 08:26am
Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge. *
adnaan69 31.01.13 - 08:33am
Ek ladka dusre ladke se:AUTOMATICLY kise kehte hai.
dusra ladka:tujhe itna bhi nahi malum jab koi ganji ladki auto mein baithe to kehte hai AUTO-MEIN-TAKLI. *
0maria 1.02.13 - 02:31am
w0w *
0maria 1.02.13 - 04:46pm
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adnaan69 1.02.13 - 05:55pm
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adnaan69 1.02.13 - 06:00pm
2 ladies 1 ped k neeche bethi kafi dair se baate kr rahi thin k achanak drakht se 1 Aam(mango) gira
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Pehli Aurat
Ye Aam kese gira?
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Dusri Aurat kch bolne hi wali thi k..
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Aam khud hath jod kar bola!
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Puk gaya hun mein tum dono ki baten sun sun kar :P :D *
adnaan69 1.02.13 - 06:06pm
Doctor: Kaise Aana
Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab,
Tabiyat Theek Nahi
hai, Liver mein Pain
ho raha hai Doc: Daroo Peete
ho??
Santa: Haan, Par
Chhota Peg hi
Banana. *
adnaan69 1.02.13 - 06:10pm
Beta:Mom, Love marriage karne se ghar wale naaraz hote hain kya..?
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Maa:Tu zaroor kisi chudail ke chakkar mein hoga,
aur ye sab tujhe usi
daayan ne kaha hoga....
Ladkiyan to bas ladkon ko phansane mein hi lagi rehti hain..
Jahan Acha Ladka dekha
shuru
ho gaye...
Beta in se bach ke rehna ye bahut makkar aur KAMEENI hoti hain, aur inka to khandan bhi........
Beta:Bas maa, aisa kuch nahi hai,
Wo to Daddy bata rahe the ke Aap Dono ki Love marriage hui thi..:D =)) *
0maria 8.02.13 - 06:05pm
: Chohy ko lgi billi gori gori
2no mlne lge chori chori
Choha bola ao khele Ankh macholi
Bili chohy ko kha kr boli
Janu sory
I h8 lovd story *
adnaan69 9.02.13 - 01:14am
Gf- I love you.
Boy- Tell me any diffrant style.
Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA. *
